I am greeted and overwhelmed by colors and characters abound. There are signed portraitures, witty signs, and - DISMEMBERED BODY PARTS?!
As I take in the displays around me I recognize bits and pieces of my childhood... There are Statler and Waldorf - dissected! Janice's leg, and her head - sans mouth and signature lips! Kermit's flipper! Gonzo's - well... shape? It was just too much to handle!!! But before I am able to rally the masses to free what is left of them, I am reassured by a familiar voice as Kermit explains what life is like with the Whatnots.
Taking a deep breath, I notice that I have been watched by a smiling young lady wearing an awesome apron! (I wish I had a picture of the aprons [which are NOT for sale], but I didn't want to seem that creepy) She beckons me over to her workdesk - fully stocked with everything needed to create your new best friend!
With the prospective of a new companion, my imagination is set ablaze... I put on my thinking cap - I crack my knuckles - and I go to work...
~To be continued... again...~